I embrace the fact that I was named after a pastry shop. Obviously, my mom was hungry as fuck when she birthed me. I'm twenty one & a college junior studying screenwriting. All in all, I'm an optimist with big dreams, but a realist with goals. The days when I correctly button up my shirt are the best ones.
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IM SCREAMING

literally same omg

BEAUTIFUL. Simply beautiful.

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1 day ago

A weekend of NO WORK.

Who’s your Daddy?

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4 days ago

Things you want to say to people, but cant:

1. Don’t wear that hat. You look like a pedophile. 

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4 days ago

I swear…

Someone famous could post a status like “I peed today,” and 100,000 people would like it.

One day, I hope it happens to me. Not the famous part, but the people actually liking my status about my bathroom habits part.

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4 days ago

Hiatus, starting now.

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1 week ago
did-you-kno: Source Well, I guess it’s acceptable to say that I feel like a cockroach today. 

did-you-kno:

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Well, I guess it’s acceptable to say that I feel like a cockroach today. 

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1 week ago
Can I be a jean shirt model now, or…?

Can I be a jean shirt model now, or…?

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2 weeks ago

“Mr. Blue” | Catherine Feeny

Please believe me.

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2 weeks ago

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2 weeks ago

Can someone please explain to me WHY T. Mills is on my television screen?

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2 weeks ago
Muh bebehs <3

Muh bebehs <3

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2 weeks ago

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3 weeks ago

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3 weeks ago

I made it to 3/4’s.

I was a bit of a pansy about it at first, but I done did it. Yay, me! 

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3 weeks ago

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